First, place everything you can lift into boxes from a dumpster behind a liquor store
Second, carry it all as far away as you can.
Third, If you still have a friend, or an almost-friend––even a sort-of-friend––and perhaps a friend-of-a-friend,
Have them help you take out the things too heavy for you to manage alone.
Fourth, Use a wineglass to trap all the spiders, bees, flies, moths, and roaches, then take them outside and release them.
Fifth, Vacuum every cranny if you have crannies.
Sixth, Vacuum every nook if you have nooks.
Seventh, Vacuum every niche if you have niches.
Eighth, Peel off the sheetrock, roll up the carpets, and wrap the wiring,
Ninth, Gather up all the joists, the boards, the studs,
Tenth, stack the doors, windows, and frames,
But leave one sill.
Eleventh, using a scientifically-proven device,
Suck out all the air, first the nitrogen, then the oxygen, then
The CO-two, the neon, the freon, and the argon.
Finally, for a finishing flourish, find a shallow basket,
Preferably at Goodwill, place it on the one remaining sill,
And arrange in it a dozen sachets of hot-sauce from a Seven-Eleven.
Then I can live there, and never be reminded of you.